Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

TR Slyder Scholars know how much I love the story that the singer of "Take This Job and Shove It", Johnny Paycheck, once shot a man to death in a bar over a dispute about what tastes better- deer meat or turtle meat.

I thought that was unrivalable until now.

A Man on the South Side of Chicago was arrested after allegedly GIVING A WOMAN A PILE DRIVER during a dispute. The 46 year old Victor Velasco was arguing with his 50 year-old, female, and after punching her in the face, he picked her up, upside-down, put her head betwixt his legs and gave her a pile-driver (all allegedly).

Classy.