Thanks for Coming out, Berman.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


No one likes Chris Berman, so I'll just get right down to it.

1)TMZ has a funny video of Berman feeling snubbed because people wanted Evan Longoria's autograph, but no one asked for Berman's or genuflected at him or his celebrity status. It's almost like Berman forgot that Longoria was the 2008 American League Rookie of the Year and World Series participant, and Berman is the guy who's job it is to talk about him.

You can't blame Berman though- it isn't like he's a pompous ballbag or anything. I was always shocked when women wanted to date Liam Gallagher over Kurt Loder. Don't they realize that Kurt's job is to chronicle Liam?? What the hell?


2) Berman got called out trying to pick up an ESPY's trophy girl. Didn't she realize he's a fatter, balder, louder, and probably older, sports version of Kurt Loder???

Looking Good, Chris Berman

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

You haven't lived until you've had not-your-wife sitting on your lap with 4 of her closest not-free friends with her. The only way that could possibly be better would be having a little Cambodian boy croon while you're at it.

If you should ever achieve that just sit back, and think, "I've finally made it- as an obese, alcoholic caricature of myself."