More Than Just a Good Punk Band Name- It's Also Good For You: Super Tuna

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

I think regular Tuna is pretty super, imagine how much I'd like Super Tuna! If it's as super as I think it would be, I'd get on my knees and thank Baby Jesus AND Baby Allah (why all the talk of Baby Jesus but not Baby Allah? That doesn't seem fair.).

If you read the article, you'll be re-re-re-re-reminded of how much of a mongoloid Sting is. In an effort sound intelligently and sanctimonious he ballsily signed a petition to end the serving of Tuna. Who did he petition? The ridiculously powerful Reverend Moon? Maybe a commercial fishery like Chicken of the Sea, Bumblebee, or Starkist?

Nope. Celebrity chef Nobu. Not the people Nobu buys his Tuna from (like the aforementioned Moon), nor a major, major fishery. A celebrity. Probably the only person that Sting knows that sells Tuna.

I digressed with the Sting bashing. The point is, Super Tuna is gonna be awesome.