Maury Povich's Dream Episode

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



How come MauPo has only three topics for his shows? I bet he fantasizes about combining them into one, two-hour long show and having it on prime time. . If he did that the show would be a paternity test between two drills sergeants at a teen boot camp facility, and they'd be testing to see who's the rightful father of a morbidly obese 15 month old, mothered by white trash. Maybe then the actual father would be taken away to some kind of boot camp for new dads. Maury would host this show while wearing a cashmere v-neck, by the way.


UPDATE: The comment left by Anonymous and upon the recommendation of a friend of mine have made me realize I need to add another dimension to this. MauPo needs to find a way to include a subplot with a trashy teen who wants to get K.U.'d or, as anonymous mentioned, has had "relations" with a significant number of much older men.

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