The Best Failed Drug Test for a Player I Like

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

I read this headline today on Tribune's website: "Cubs Soto Failed Drug Test During WBC",
Prompting me to recall this article where Cub-hating nepotist nutsack Thom Brennaman alleged that Geovany Soto's success was the result of steroids.

So when I read the headline the first thing I thought of was, "Oh God no. T-hom was right. F MyLife." So I click the link to see that Soto failed a MARIJUANA test. Thank God, Jesus, Baby Jesus, Allah, and Jim Caveziel. That made my day. I couldn't care less if a millionaire gets high in the offseason.

T-hom Brennaman still sucks.