Strike Two

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

This is not funny at all. In fact it's depressing.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



April Fool's! It's hilarious. It's potentially NSFW cuz the victim says the f-word at the :53 second mark and I think at the :59 second mark as well. So I'd recommend listening to the first 30 seconds or so, then muting it if you are at work.




Same goes for this one basically. When the guy falls, he swears. So if you're at work watch the volume.

How Not To Get Hit in the Gonards so Hard That Your Right Shoe Comes Off

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Do the opposite of this.





In the bigger picture it isn't quite as bad as this one, and lacks the southern, pubescent charm of this one, but it's still a doozie.

THE Nutshot

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Tired of your friends having links to better nutshots than you? Not anymore. They just got served. Forever.

The Chicago Cubs and the Allegory of the Nutshot

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Today's contest inspired me to write an allegorical play symbollically depicting this seasons's events thus far.

As the Director/Producer I would first like to apologize for the poor grammar during the opening credits. Secondly, please make sure all mobile phones are turned off or set to Silent, as the play will begin shortly. Thank you for coming to tonight's play.



CAST (in order of appearace):

The Cubs............The Eight Ball
Shane.............Everyone Else In The NL Central

THE definitive nutshot

This is another holdover from my old site. Initially I wasn't going to repost, but the administrators at the old site are worthless and won't know/care.