T.R. Salutes: Crap Rap

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

None of this are remotely worksafe, dignified, decent or respectable. In other words, they are awesome.


Gangsta Boogie



The Stanky Leg


Burbans and Lacs



I Got That Fire, by Juvenile


Any TR Slyder Scholar worth their salt knows that only one video could close out this list. Waxamill got that crap rap game on lock, kid.

Best Song and Video POSSIBLE

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

No Panties On by Wax-A-Million. You're welcome in advance.
(Medical Disclaimer: If you are awesomeness intolerant, you should not watch this video)




You're welcome.

This is the best for several obvious reasons, but I will point out a few minor nuances that you maybe didn't pick up on during your first viewing.

1. That white chick is the worst lip-snycher since Ashlee Simpson.

2. When Wax-A-Million is in front of his crew of friends rapping, the tall, lanky guy with the afro in the powder blue longsleeve looks a LOT like Dave Chappelle (you can see him pretty clearly at the :45 and 2:56 marks).

3. It does a great job of showcasing the joys and glamour (with a "u") of twerking.

4. When I first saw this video in 2003 on BET's UnCut, I swear to God and Baby Jesus that the title of the song was "Panty's On The Dancefloor" and it was spelled incorrectly, just like how I have it there (update: I just found a link to it here).


UPDATE: You can find the video of the remix here. This video certainly has a very, very high budget. When I called Gloria Steinam to ask her if the rumor is true that she wrote the remix and directed the video, she did not answer. Sounds like a non-denial to me. On Sunday this video celebrates its one-year anniversary! Happy Anniversary, Wax-A-Million!



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