Lovechild Investigation: 7.0

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Don Flamenco + Steve Carell = Martin Gramatica. Sorry the presentation is so ghetto, but it's the only way I could get them on the same row.











Loyal WhereAwesomeHappens Readers will note that this means that 1) Steve Carell cheated on Janet Reno, and 2) Martin Gramatica is now the half brother to the Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. Small world.




Other Lookalikes:

David Wright and Steve Eigenberg

Jane Velez Mitchell and Adam Rich

Amy Poehler and Cindy McCain

Louis CK and Jim Cramer

Stephen Colbert and Jamie Gold

Dana Bash and an Afghan Dog

Fred Thompson and a Shar Pei Dog

Bristol Palin and Shawn Johnson

Brandon DiCamillo and Paul Scheer

Steve from Married with Children and The Dad from Calvin and Hobbes

Ryan Howard and Tracy Morgan

Roger Clemens and Uncle Joey's Puppet

Seth MacFarlane and Mauro Ranallo

Someone has Actually Rivaled Martin Gramatica for Pooniest Sports Injury of All Time. Wow.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I feel like Ron Burgundy- I'm not even disappointed, I'm just impressed. This guy did something I thought was impossible. After seeing Martin Gramatica tear his ACL while celebrating a first quarter field goal in 2001, I swore that would forever be the pooniest thing I ever saw on a sports field. This ballbag in the MLS broke his leg while celebrating his goal with a backflip. What outpoonies Gramtica's injury is that this guy's goal was called off due to him being offsides. At least Gramatica's field goal counted. The goal and subsequent backflip occur around the :48 mark.





Also check out how much Gramatica looks like Don Flamenco.