You'll Think Less of Me

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, @AndyDisco on Twitter

I accidentally thought of this one and I wasn't about to suffer through it alone.

Below is Li'l Wayne's song, Lolipop where he chronicles the receiving of oral services. The song opens with some clever lolipop-as-fellatio wordplay with him saying, "she said 'he's so sweet, I wanna lick the (w)rapper.' So I let her lick the (w)rapper".

I accidentally found myself singing along but changing the lyrics to "'he's so sweet, I wanna like the crapper.' So I let her lick the crapper."









That's how I roll.

Great Dr. Dre Lyrics

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

At the 1:43 mark when he says, "You must be smoking something if you think I aint smokin nothing". Good work, Dr. Dre!










That's how I roll.

Query

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

@Matodgey at Twitter just brought to my attention that Gone In 60 Seconds was on TNT right now (on the East Coast). I didn't care at all, until he dutifully reminded me that that movie contains the worst movie line ever, courtesy of Master P.. Instead of asking something like, "you guys ready to do this?", "ready to rock?", etc. before he and his cronies confront a dude, Master P. asks, "Y'all ready to play a little Pin the Tail on the Donkey?"

My question then is: Which is worse- that line, or when Def Leppard asks in Pour Some Sugar on Me, "Do you take your sugar one lump or two?"?







That's how I roll.

Song Lyrics I Can't Listen to Without Singing Aloud

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I think there are a million lines I love to sing, but these are my favorites that I could think of off the top of my head. Or "I spit these straight from the dome" as us freestylers say rap.

Song title (Musician): Lyrics



Last Christmas (Wham): "I wrapped it up and sent it, with a note saying "I love you" I meant it"

The Girl is Mine (Michael Jackson feat. Paul McCartney): tie "Paul, I think I told you. I'm a lover, not a fighter." and Michael saying "I don't belieeeeeeve it"

Here Comes Santa Claus (Elvis): The opening line- "Here comes Santa Claus, uh-here comes Santa Claus."

Contagious (R. Kelly featuring Ron Isley): "Drive me crazy....drive me wiiiiiiiild" AND "I'm about to catch a caaa-aassse." Ok, really this is the best song ever to sing along with. All the lines are great.

Mack the Knife (Louis Armstrong): "Tsuki Tawdry, Jenny Diver, Lottie Lanyard, Sweet Lucy Brown, Ohhhh the line forms on the right, dear."

The New Style (Beastie Boys): "I roll up the woolie and I watched Columbo"

Pour Some Sugar on me (Def Leppard): "Do you take your sugar one lump or two?"

Rebel Yell (Billy Idol): "In the Midnight hour, she screamed 'More, more, more'"

Don't Mean a Thing (Louis Armstrong): "It don't mean a thing-a if it aint-a got-a that-a swing-a."

100 Miles and Runnin' (NWA)- "A 100 Miles from home and yo, it's a long stretch. A little sprintin' mutherfucker that they won't catch."

Gangsta Gangsta (NWA)- "My homey Dre will fuck you up in a minute with right, left, right, left you're toothless then you say 'Goddamn they ruthless' "

Strangers in the Night (Frank Sinatra)- "Love was just a glance away, warm embracing dance and play."

Frank Sinatra (Miss Kitten and The Hacker)- "....we talk about Frank Sinatra. Do you know Frank Sinatra? He's dead....ha ha...dead."

You Rock My World (Michael Jackson)- (in the beginning part with Chris Tucker and Michael are talking) "...she is bangin'....she looks good, you're right" Real believable, Michael

Notorious Thugs (Just Bone n' Biggie)- The entire song, but especially when Puff Daddy does the voiceover where he misquotes scripture and says "Please forgive me, for you know not what you do." to that end, I also love his voiceover in Big Poppa "Tell your friends, to get with my friends, we can be friends. We can do dis every weekend? Dat aight? Dat aight wichu?"

Hey Ma (Cam'ron)- the telephonic conversation between Killer Cam and his friend "L"

"Yo L., I hit it."
"What else?"
"Plus dome."
"Say Word?"

Starry Eyed Surprise (Paul Oakenfold feat. Shifty): "Ladies of the evenin' drinking booze and minglin' "

Welcome to Atlanta Remix (Jermaine Dupri feat. Puff Daddy, Nelly, and Snoop): "St. Louis is the Truth like Sojourner/ Don't need to burn 'er, we learned from Ike Turner/I tried to told you/Don't cross that bridge without permission from the St. Lunatics"