A Brief MultimediaTreatise on Pharmicaology and Women With Large Buttockses

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, @AndyDisco on Twitter


It's pronounced like "Ass Effects". Call me awesome fashioned, but when I think of ass effects I think of this:









After I peept dat donk ah was all "ohhh maaa gaaa"




That's how I roll.

White Dude Twerking!

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com, AndyDisco on Twitter

This is maybe the worst thing that has ever happened to me: A white dude twerking. It might be the worst thing possible. First Elvis, then Vanilla Ice. White people really do steal culturally from black people. Never was the white man's plunder bigger than this one. They stole a lot of booty. Hellooo.











That's how I roll.

Best Song and Video POSSIBLE

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

No Panties On by Wax-A-Million. You're welcome in advance.
(Medical Disclaimer: If you are awesomeness intolerant, you should not watch this video)




You're welcome.

This is the best for several obvious reasons, but I will point out a few minor nuances that you maybe didn't pick up on during your first viewing.

1. That white chick is the worst lip-snycher since Ashlee Simpson.

2. When Wax-A-Million is in front of his crew of friends rapping, the tall, lanky guy with the afro in the powder blue longsleeve looks a LOT like Dave Chappelle (you can see him pretty clearly at the :45 and 2:56 marks).

3. It does a great job of showcasing the joys and glamour (with a "u") of twerking.

4. When I first saw this video in 2003 on BET's UnCut, I swear to God and Baby Jesus that the title of the song was "Panty's On The Dancefloor" and it was spelled incorrectly, just like how I have it there (update: I just found a link to it here).


UPDATE: You can find the video of the remix here. This video certainly has a very, very high budget. When I called Gloria Steinam to ask her if the rumor is true that she wrote the remix and directed the video, she did not answer. Sounds like a non-denial to me. On Sunday this video celebrates its one-year anniversary! Happy Anniversary, Wax-A-Million!



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