Boo Weekley Once Wrestled an Orangutan at a County Fair. Weakly.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

While watching the Ryder Cup today I heard Paul Azinger say something to the effect of "Then (American Ryder Cup rookie) Boo got up there and told us the story about the time he wrestled that Orangutan." I called my friend the Diamond who is a golf enthusiast, he said that he'd heard of the story but doesn't know the story. So I Googled it and read the following in The Belfast Telegraph.

"I have denied this story even though it happened 20 years ago, as I could see the animal-rights people protesting," admitted Weekley. "I don't think orangutan fighting goes on any more which is probably a good thing." In short, the then 16-year-old was persuaded by his mates at a county fair to try to win $50 by climbing into the ring with the orangutan and he then remembers two things. The first was having to sign a waiver – "looking back that was a bad sign" – and the second was "waking up bleeding in the back of a friend's pick-up". It is fair to say the ape had unwittingly struck a blow for the animal kingdom.



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That's awesome! Of course I feel bad that an Orangutan was subjected to all that, of course. Sucks for the Orangutan, obviously, but it's an amazing story for Boo. I'm glad a man like that is representing my country in an international competition. He's an Iraq War veteran, so he's battle-tested AND Orangutan-tested. Look for the U.S. to romp in the Ryder Cup.

UPDATE: BOO WON HIS MATCH!!!! The extensive primate-based training worked! He has been a crowd favorite all weekend playing to an endearing chorus of "Booooo!"s all week. If Arnold Palmer's followers were Arnie's Army, Boo's following should be called the Boo-bies. You heard it here first.

The Chicago Cubs and the Allegory of the Nutshot

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Today's contest inspired me to write an allegorical play symbollically depicting this seasons's events thus far.

As the Director/Producer I would first like to apologize for the poor grammar during the opening credits. Secondly, please make sure all mobile phones are turned off or set to Silent, as the play will begin shortly. Thank you for coming to tonight's play.



CAST (in order of appearace):

The Cubs............The Eight Ball
Shane.............Everyone Else In The NL Central

CUBS WIN THE DIVISION!! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!

CUBS WIN THE DIVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










We're on a mission from God.

How To Maintain Your Title As Stupidest Player In Major League Baseball

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


If a baseball player wears a huge plastic elbow pad and then gets hit on that pad, he doesn't have the right to become enraged. That's why you have the pad- so you can get hit and it won't hurt. On Friday night Gary Sheffield got hit on his elbow pad by Indian pitcher Fausto Carmona, and proceeded to do what he does best- get angry. Sheffield half-heartedly attempted to get out of the way, and coincidentally, got hit in the only place where he has a pad- on his elbow. Let's not forget Sheffield is a professional athlete and great baseball player, if he wanted to avoid the ball entirely, he easily could have. He intentionally had his elbow lag behind so he could get plunked on his pad where it won't hurt, and take first base. Conversely, Carmona is an All-Star pitcher; if he wanted to hit Sheffield with a ball that he couldn't get out of the way from, he definitely could. Carmona didn't hit Sheffield on purpose, in fact the opposite is true; Sheffield let the ball hit him on purpose. Yet he still got angry.

Gary Sheffield you've done it again. Not content to be merely the stupidest player in baseball, you've somehow put more distance between yourself and the person at #2. Somewhere Kyle Farnsworth is plotting his next to move to inch closer to Sheffield for the top spot.



See Also:
Cubs Win The NL Central!!!

Lookalikes 11.0

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

Jackass's Brandon DiCamillo and Best Week Ever's Paul Scheer.

Granted, these are two Next-Time-Won't-You-Sing-With-Me List celebrities, but they do look alike and you've probably seen both of them before.





More WhereAwesomeHappens Lookalikes:


David Wright and Steve Eigenberg

Jane Velez Mitchell and Adam Rich

Amy Poehler and Cindy McCain

Louis CK and Jim Cramer

Stephen Colbert and Jamie Gold

Dana Bash and an Afghan Dog

Fred Thompson and a Shar Pei Dog

Bristol Palin and Shawn Johnson

The American State of Mindless Consumption

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


The State of the Blog: First 100 Posts

I realized that I had already published 100 posts and wondered if I had ahcieved anything. That being said I'll get to the point. I hope that my next 100 post bring more original ideas and less commentary on existing ideas. While I optimistically think sometimes people are amused by my commentary on sports, entertainment and culture, I realize there's already a glut of that kinda thing on the web.

When I see mouth-breathing, knuckle-draggers on the street and I think disparaging thoughts about them, what always comes to mind is "What a mindless drone of a consumer that person is." Everyone judges the people around them, it's evoluntionarily beneficial to do so (i.e. will this person attempt to harm me, can this person be of service to me? etc.) and you can't help but do it and I think everyone has their own style. The psychology major in me tells me that it's probably a form of projecting- if you're a very attractive person, you're probably quick to find imperfections in others appearance. Bodybuilders probably look at people and notice how out of shape they look, fashionistas note how the woman across the aisle on the train is wearing shoes from last season, etc. My particular brand of judging deals mostly with originality.

I'll see a guy wearing sunglasses that look ridiculous on jim and I'll think "The only reason he is wearing those is because Kanye West wears similar glasses. Objectively, he has to know those are ridiculous looking, but because he feels he has Kanye's chic blocking for him, he thinks he's cool." Or I'll see someone listening to an iPod and think that based upon their appearance, 1) I bet they have an iPod just so they can be seen with an iPod, and 2) I bet they're listening to something horrific like Nickelback, or Avril Lavigne, or Ja Rule because MTV lead that sucker to believe that those musicians were socially important. They probably didn't think about how commericalized that music is, or how it's unoriginal, or how poorly the musician attemped to recreate the music that inspired them to make music. The other day I saw one of those kinds of people on the train listening to rap on his iPod and I thought if that rapper knew that this dolt were listening to his music, he would feel less cool about his own music. Sure that moron most likely paid for that music, and that's all the musician can ask for, but he still just struck me as a marketers wet dream. Like he was a victim of a cult, only he didn't buy into a fraudulant religious idealogy, he literally bought into what he mistakenly thought was coolness.

That ethos is very American and dates back to de Toqueville's assessment of America in 1835's Democracy in America. The long and the short of that work being that Americans, even back then, identified coolness as not what they were, but what they consumed. Now people feel that if they have Li'l Wayne playing on their iPod, and text on their iPhone as they wear their Yankees hat the same way Jay-Z does, that they are cool as a result. Whether they are cool as individuals or have their own ideas is immaterial, they consume cool things, ergo they're cool; How can a billboard of cool be uncool? Stewie Griffin summed it up well on the Family Guy when he was hitting on a high school chick and told her that he expresses his individuality by listing on his MySpace page his favorite creative films and music that someone else has done.

I think a similar revolution has taken place intellectually in the information age. People no longer form their ideas based upon witnessing events firsthand then forming their own ideas about what they just saw. They just quote their favorite pundits or publications. You didn't watch the Democratic National Convention or the Republican National Convention? Who cares? Jon Stewart, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, Keith Olberman and Glenn Beck will tell you what you missed. If you're in a political argument, just quote them and you've done your part. Those talking heads are not a legitimate medium of information- they are info-tainment. After you've researched a few mouthpieces- you find your favorite one and you quote them, making your brain a vehicle of their originality. The information age is more about commerce than actual dissemination of knowledge. The viewers are not really becoming that much smarter, and they're certainly not becoming better critical thinkers, they're just becoming brand-loyal to their favorite pundits and publications. We the public really aren't thinkers, we're consumers of pre-packaged thought. Your opinion of the election is probably exactly like Jon Stewart's, and your opinion of Britney Spears is probably 100% like Perez Hilton's.

Bringing that concept full circle, it is much easier to write a blog entry that glibly offers up my opinion of someone else's creativity than to actually provide my own creativity. Commenting is so much easier than producing, and leaves far less to critique. So with my blog, I'll try to do better job about forming ideas and not just regurgitating someone else's original ideas that I just read. But please don't consume those ideas midlessly.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter 9/20 Edition. 9 Games Remaining.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Cubs got humiliated, so I'm in no mood to be chatty about it. On the sunny side of the street, Milwonky lost. The magic number is now 1. That's remotely significant because it add to the Cubs climacticness (to quote Jamie Foxx's character Bunz, in Booty Call). Since the Cubs had a magic # of 2 on Friday, and played before Milwonky, had the Cubs won and Milwonky lost, the Cubs would have clinched the division while they were all at home. Clinching with a win is always preferred (it does wonders on the Emotion-o-Meter), or clinching due to an opponent's loss is still ok, as long as you're playing at homes and the crowd can all go nuts when the score is posted. So effectively, had the Cubs won yesterday, there wouldn't be a quasi-formal celebration of the divisional title, like there will be tomorrow if they clinch. Since both teams play at 2:55 CT tomorrow, a celebration should ensue.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Word(s) of the Day: Let's get it over with. Ready celebrate.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Fan Emotion Monkeyfied: Get ready for the division clincing celebration people ....Get in your places people..... PLACES..... Ready, Set.... annnnnd Action!

Hole In The Wall Running Diary

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Have you guys seen the adverts for the Fox show Hole in The Wall? God knows I did and without even seeing an episode it was aleady in my top 10 favorite shows of all time. Since I missed the first two episodes I decided to see if I could find them online and I did at the link in the first sentence. If you'd like to join me in watching it, you'll probably have to DL their software thingy but it takes like 10 seconds.


All times show are the time on the show's clock.

:12: Ah that fat black chick. She's what got me hooked. If I've learned anything watching (lots and lots of) Jackass and America's Funniest Home Videos, it's that black women have the most amusing reactions to surprises. I don't even think that's an un-PC statement, since video evidence (i.e. "science") supports it. And within that demographic, fat women in the 20-40 year old range consistently are the funniest. And this show is promising some of them? Of course I will (I like to thrown in the "I will", assuming that there was an implied "..if you will." at the end of that sentence).

:50: If you have epiliepsy this intro probably isn't for you.

1:18: The host just said "It's the crazy Japanese Game Show..." if he can say that, then I can say what I said at the :12 mark, I figure.

2:00: The first team is comprised of little people! Hell yes. You know I'm in. Hottie host Brooke Burns is wearing a low-cut top and is leaning over to interview them. Little people must have the best cleavage views, I swear. I can't believe I never thought of that before. Wow, that's gotta be nice. The discipline it must take for them to maintain eye contact literally in the face of cleavage, must be damn near impossible. If I wake up as a little person tomorrow, I'm gonna put on some sunglasses and hit the streets the minute I wake up. I don't care if it's raining or still dark outside, I'm going out in public ASAP. I'm jealous of them; some guys have all the luck. Their team, Small n Mighty, also brought out their team mascot, a friendly-looking pitbull named Hercules.

2:57: Their opposing team, Flex Appeal, is comprised of female bodybuilders. Awesome. I hope the casting director for this show adopts me. This is genius. Wow, these broads are stereotypes. Bronzed skin and deep-voices. They're like 3 Chyna clones.

4:20: The catchphrase for this show (a la "You're Fired", "Let's play...The Feud", and "Come on down!!") is, "It's time to face the hole". It's said whenever the wall starts approaching the contestants. Look for that line to come to an adult film store near you very soon....The little dude from team Small and Mighty didn't clear the first wall.

5:50: The dudechick from team Flex Appeal passed the first wall. This show is a doozie already.

6:30: Round 2 is upon us. It's the same as Round 1, but they have two teammates going at the same time......neither dude for team Small n Mighty made it. Thanks for coming out fellas.

8:49: Awful strategizing by the bodybuilding chickdudes. I won't go into detail about what they should have done, but rest assured they didn't do it. They both failed.

10:18: Round 3 uses all three players at the same time. It's time for all of team Small n Mighty to face the hole....terrible, terrible, terrible. Three little people wind up in the water (isn't that a nursery rhyme or child sing-along or something?). They came up a little short. I wasn't going to go the hole posting without one cheapshot/pun. That's my one.

12:07: Two of the chickdudes failed and one made it. The one that made it had it the easiest task of the three by far- she just had to lay down. Apparently there is no partial credit in Hole in the Wall, and they failed. So even though one made it successfully, they earned zero points for the round. Score is still 1-0, Ladymen.

14:12: Round 4 gives partial credit. The wall approaches the contestants at twice the speed, but each surviving contestant earns two points for their team. Time to face the Hole (T2FTH for future reference) For the chickdudes who lead off Round 4.....They all got humiliated. They're really awful.

15:25: The host gets in on the cheapshots(!). Upon seeing team Small n Mighty huddling up before their round he says, "It looks like Small and Mighty are making a little plan." I like this host; everytime I feel like I just said something offsides, he follows in kind and bails me out, much like how average chicks love hanging out with at least one buttass ugly chick so she seems sexy by comparison. The on-the-floor microphone gets in their huddle and we learn that their plan is "ok, everyone makes it through". Genius. That plan sounds a little obvious. Helloooo!!.... T2FTH....SWEET! one of the dudes makes it through! Small n Mighty wins!

16:42: That was pretty anti-climactic, I'll be honest, but it wasn't a waste of a time.

17:35: What's this? What's this you say? Bonus Round for $100,000??!!! I will. I'm not all that optimistic for them though, they're pretty damn awful at this game.

18:30: The Bonus Round is "The Blind Wall". They pick one contestant to face a wall wearing opaque goggles and he has to blidly pose based upon what his teammates tell him. What a great idea!! I will say this: If he does lose, it certainly won't be for lack of focus on Hercules'' part. He's determined and ready. The crowd is asked for their silence..... T2FTH......ha ha, not that close at all. But still fun to see him get smashed.

21:30: And....Scene. All in all that was kinda awesome.

Alabama: A Closer Look

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

In today's busy world who has time to learn about other cultures? Stereotyping saves so much time! UrbanDictionary.com helps with that in my Alabama expose. Who knew it was such an interest and diverse state?


1. Alabama

A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is... "Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"

2. The Alabama 401k

A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi.

Example: Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action!

3. Alabama Ass Whippin'

An extremely bad beating.

Example: When I catch that SOB that drank my Busch Light Ima give him an alabama ass whippin'!

4. Alabama Bingo

In the game of Bingo, it's when you call out Bingo and don't really have one.

Example: The game was ruined when Eunice called Alabama Bingo with only 3 chips on her card.

5. Alabama Briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

Ex: Hey Jessee... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

6. Alabama Caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.


7. Alabama Chrome

Slang for Duct Tape



8. Alabama Cologne

	The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time. Ex: Randy spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

9. Alabama Martini

A Budwieser with a booger in it.

Ex: I was concerned with the excessive salt tase of my bud, until Shane explained that he had given me an Alabama Martini.

10. Alabama Pi

The number 3.


11. Alabama Waterfall

A mullet haircut.

Polekat $lim's Fast Food Friday

A buddy of mine has decided to take the plunge/forego his dignity and do some writing for WhereAwesomeHappens. He writes under the name Polekat $lim, and I'm not going to tell you whether that's a pseudonym or not. I think you'll enjoy his smart-assed, if irreverent viewpoints, the magnitude of his annoyances with certain things, and the occasional arbitrary nature of his annoyances. While he may come off at first as kind of condescending, I assure you, he's that way after a while too.

Note: When he sent this to me it was centered, so I'm keeping it centered to preserve his artistic vision.

By: Polekat $lim

So……I decided to start the day with the one thing that makes every fat kid feel good. McDonalds breakfast.

So I go inside, because the drive thru was moving about as fast as me on a Saturday morning. Okay, what the f* is up with fast food these days? Does anyone ever question the system in place at one of these places? How many people does it take to make a damn Egg McMuffin?, I mean, I'm surprised they didn't have the damn chicken back there. I tried to stare around the beast that was taking my order, whose teeth were growing out of her lips, and I swear there were like thirty Oompa-Loompas all engaged in some sort of tribal deep-frying ritual that had to do with anything BUT getting my hash browns. On top of that, every person on the damn register had to call a manager over. Last time I checked, the keys on a fast food register had the food names on them, and I wouldn't be surprised to see pictures too. Apparently, the IQ of some of these people is so low you can't test it, you have to dig for it. I say this because nowhere in the English language (And I think this includes white-kid-gangsta-ebonics) does the phrase "Egg McMuffin" sound anything like "Breakfast Burrito". And I swear if I get cut off in line by one more bitchy parent complaining that their kid already has this week's toy and they want a new one, I'm gonna go postal.

And does anyone ever notice how they never give you napkins if your order is to go? I mean, does this make sense? Everytime I get a to-go order at some deep-fried animal fat chain restaurant, it's because I'm in a hurry. Now, I guess I understand the principle of keeping the line moving, efficiency is a great business principle. But when there are six bags on the counter, with receipts next to them and every ten seconds, another B-Rabbit-looking 8 Mile reject pokes his head into those bags, do you think it would be too much to ask his tricked out Saturn driving ass to throw a few napkins in?

Same thing with drinks. Apparently, while in the midst of worshiping the fry gods, no one has the time to fill a damn drink. I now have to turn around and wait for some old geezer to find the coffee pot that seems like it's been out the least amount of time, or wait while some soccer mom encourages her Satan spawn to get his own drink. What the fuck??!! Yeah lady your kid is cute, but if he stops to turn around and talk to you while he's filling his orange drink to ask if he can get cookies one more time, I'm gonna punt him into the janitor bucket that the handicapped guy is using to mop the floor.

Mopping the floor where people are standing, mind you.

So I finally get my drink, Take my Egg Mc-Burrito, slip on the floor on my way out and leave...

Maybe dieting won't be that hard this year.....

And I still forgot to get fucking napkins........

Polekat $lim is far from lovin it

Fat Fall Friday

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I doubt he was going to xerox his buns and then keep that copy to himself for the rest of eternity and never show anyone. That breakaway glass saved someone some serious eyeball trauma. The intended target(s) should thank their lucky stars.

Open Letter to Keira Knightley

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Keira,

I know you're busy, so I'll keep it brief. What the hell happened? That wasn't rhetorical, I want an answer; and I think answering that would do you and your career a lot of good as well. Here is the thought that every single dude had when they first saw you, "Wow, that girl's gorgeous. Cute accent.....She seems like she's kinda cool." Now when people see you they think "God, shut up. No wait.... eat first, then shut up- eat while you're shutting up..... then turn down doing another period piece for once, all while staying shut up. Then when you're allowed to speak again talk about something other than yourself and media misconceptions in all of your interviews."

What happened between then and now, Keira? Keira, look at me: What happened? I'm sure it's hard to achieve hotness and then maintain it. And as a dude, I know it's VERY hard for a chick to ruin her hotness by being a moron. You've done all three, but only two are good. I hate to see you this way, how can I help?


T.R. Slyder

Since When Was "Sensitivity" an Essential Trait For a Rock Musician?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


I'm watching Letterman right now and there's some total wussy band on right now. This isn't the first time I've been fed up with the wussification of rock music, but the first I'm blogging about it. I realize the death metal genre still exists and all that, but I'm talking about rock music. What the hell happened to Motley Crüe, AC/DC and Guns n Roses? When I was a kid, rock musicians were dangerous. If your mother heard you listening to (even mainstream) rock music she'd tell you to turn it off. Why? Because they were dangerous! Motley Crüe once declared themselves "The rudest, the crudest, and usually, the nudest rock band in the world". Where the HELL did that ethos go?? Those are words to live by!

Today's rock musicians are all sensitive poontangs. They're all 5'4'', have dyed hair, painted fingerails, wear tight black jeans with cardigans, have wussified whispy facial hair, and look like they'd throw a baseball like a girl. It's awful. Fucking Linkin Park, are you kidding me? All they're songs are just complaints set to music. Same with Coldplay, good god. And Fall Out Boy, too. We get it guys: you were losers in 7th grade and the constant putdowns affected your psyche and hurt your feelings. Seriously, we get it. Point taken. Please stop. Can't you deal with your pain by kicking ass, trashing hotel rooms, being an asshole, and legendary drug and groupie binges? That will make you get over being called dork in Home Ec. class a lot faster than wearing a cardigan, tight black jeans and singing about being a latch-key kid. Trust me.

You suck, contemporary rock.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter: 9/19 Edition. 10 Games Left.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com



Huge comeback win today by the Cubs. They scored 4 in the bottom of the 9th, capped by Geovanny Soto's 3-run HR with two outs. Derek Lee won it with a single in the 12th that scored pinch-runner Jason Marquis. Great come from behind win, to cut the Magic Number in half- from 4 to 2. This means that even if Milwonky wins every one of their remaining games, the Cubs will have to win just 2 of their last 10 to win the division. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Word(s) of the Day: Parking Lot Pimpin. still.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Fan Emotion Monkeyified: Got to applaud today's performance.

Very Odd Conversation Between Sarah Palin and Britney Spears

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


This video of Sarah Palin and Britney Spears from 2004 is hilarious.



Check it out.



























You've been Dorkrolled by T.R. Slyder!!!! It's my new twist on the Rickroll. It's basically a Rickroll that was influenced more so by this article than by Rick Astley.

Report From the Dirty Word Committee

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

I think we're all familiar with George Carlin's 7 Words You Can't Say on Television. But do you ever wonder about the meetings that take place to decide which words are ok and which aren't? Just a bunch of stodgy executives in suits like, "I don't think 'bunghole' is all that big of a deal, honestly" or, "I'm ok with 'ballbag', 'scrotum', and 'sackface', but 'dick-bag' is clearly over the line". Does the moderator of this debate then have to submit a formal presentation to his boss? If so I hope it would look like this.



To: Chris Dickerson, Head of Dirty Words
Re: Final Report From the Dirty Word Committee
cc: Mark Rogers, Miguel Angel Robles, Joe Mama, Angie Daddy
Date: 9/18/08

My colleagues and I have determined through intensive research and respectful debate that 'poon' is in fact more offensive than 'cooter'. It was also the finding of our dedicated panel that the word 'plop' is a more pleasing synonym for exrement than are the following- 'doodie', 'dump', 'cable', 'chocolate hot dog' and 'logs'. Furthermore, this panel was unanimous in its belief that the euphemism 'beating it' should be banned from the airwaves, but that calling it "er E er E er E" is acceptable so long as it is not accompanied with a manual masturbatory gesture. In addition, it was a hotly contested topic indeed, but in the end, the majority decided that as far as synonyms for male genitalia are concerned "dingles" is more benign than 'hang-down' and 'dangle-atalia'.

The major findings yielded from our SWOT Analysis was that we face mostly threats, in the form of new words, phrases and euphemism to look for in the coming weeks and months. We would hate to have the next major swear word be broadcast on our airwaves before we were able to diagnose it as a swear word. It appears as though the largest area of concern within this field is that which deals with theoretical sexual positions and acts (e.g The Cincinnati Bowtie, The Dolphin, The Houdini, and the Iditarod Forrest Ranger). It is the recommendation of this panel that the subsequent committee exhaustively investigate euphemisms of that variety, as we believe those will be our biggest threat in the future. It is our fear that if this recommendation is not carried out, it would not only be a grave disservice to this committee, but it would also be a veritable Pasadena Mudslide to the company as a whole.


Dirty Word Committee VP,


T.R. Slyder

Weed Eyes Wednesday

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

If you are wearing a Raiders hat, or say, "They decoration, mang. It's just for decorations. That's it and that's all, mang. We do it for decorations" then you are today's big winner on Weed Eyes Wednesday.









The last award we have to give away is the award for: Person in that Video That Looks Most Like Snoop from The Wire..........That award ALSO goes to......*drum roll.......... That clam-eyed chick that says, "They decoration, mang. It's just for decorations. That's it and that's all, mang. We do it for decorations."!!! Congratulations! This is the second award for her this evening.





Note: Big Ups to Dickie $Mall$ for the YouTube Link.

Mr. T's Stance on Jibba Jabba

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

Some of you may be unaware of Mr. T's stance regarding Jibba Jabba. The following informational video should help.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter: 9/18 Edition. 11 Games Left.

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com


Game 1 went like this:
Game 2 left me like this:

Magic Number remains at 4 and I like the Cubs' chances tomorrow with Harden pitching.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Word(s) of the Day: still "Parking Lot Pimpin", no need for alarm after the loss.

Cubs Fan Emotion-o-Meter Fan Emotion Monkeyified: Stay strong, my brethren.

What Do You Think Sarah Palin's Yahoo Password Was?

By: T.R. Slyder, TRSlyder@yahoo.com

I think everyone has heard about by now that Sarah Palin's email account was hacked. But what I'm wondering is what do you think her password was? Feel free to leave your idea in the comments section.